Strangely, hearing about Ferne’s a*se crack pus bag is somewhat more appealing than hearing Bear talking to women.
Single, regular folk rejoice – celebrities can’t find love among themselves so are branching out to us normal people to try and find a partner. It’s a shame they haven’t got Attenborough on the voice over, really.
Bear FINALLY got his comeuppance on Celebs Go Dating.
The cheater – he cheated on the agency by having a girlfriend in the outside world, oh and cheated on her by dating people from the agency – got unceremoniously booted out of the show by Nadia Essex and Eden Blackman. Confronted by the couple who’d power dressed for the occasion, Bear already knew he was for the chop when he walked in the room in the latest episode of Celebs Go Dating.
Because what’s the point of them dating us average Joes if there’s no one there to catch it happening, eh?"There would be no other situation that I'd go out and start dating, so I thought this would be the perfect opportunity. Speaking about his tumultuous journey, he continued: "I went on a few dates where they haven’t gone so well. I don’t think I'm gonna find anyone, maybe I should end it here. "All the advice people are giving me and the agents and stuff… And it's really starting to pick up I've just really enjoyed the journey. Thankfully, much like Love Island, it sounds like show bosses won’t be taking things too seriously here with Channel 4 Head of Formats Dom Bird joking: “If there’s one thing we can’t bear to see at E4, it’s a celebrity who’s unlucky in love.That’s why we’ve created our own celebrity dating agency, whose sole aim is to find true romance for famous singletons.