I know I sound so naive and girlish when I put out these needs, but I want a man that will write me poetry Leave little notes on my car just to say hello And bring me flowers, bought or fresh, just because he knows I'd like that. And this is what you heard “ohh mi mama es tu pappa”… I stopped reading the newspaper a long time ago, Due to my inability to cope with the weird shit that goes on around me, The snipers, The shootings, The theft, The murder, The war, The child molesters, The "two" plastic surgeries the Michael Jackson has had. So you say…you know me And that you can see what I am and who I am. Yes, I'm polite, So I won't call you a ho But life has a nice way of screwing over hoes like you. He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with 6 minutes of never-before-seen footage. I have the itch to tell the IRS that they can keep calling and sending mail, but I’m not gonna pay them the money I owe until I get the money. I have the urge to slap people that criticize us when we do fall.I'm taking my chance in lust and love throwing my heart out on my sleeve All I want is someone who when I fall, He'll catch me But then fall too. please please please please please please....don't let go. You act like a nun…always wearing the black and white. It all makes me so nervous, I can't function in a normal, sane manner. They're constantly running, Like a record that keeps skipping, And all you hear is part of a word, Raou, raou, raou, raou, raou, raou, Until you think your going to go crazy. Can you see a passionate lover and a unique man standing up hear reading poetry While seducing your women? And in the end, I’d rather live the moment To its fruitation Than follow a television psychic’s prediction. permalink The Quiet World by Jeffrey Mc Daniel In an effort to get people to look into each other's eyes more, and also to appease the mutes, the government has decided to allot each person exactly one hundred and sixty-seven words, per day. He wants to buy a De Lorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour. I have the longing to tell telemarketers to kiss my ass! When we fall victims to our urges, our desires, our sins. I have some nice urges, some sad urges, things I need to do urges, things I want to believe urges.Educated Rap My Dream Job Mutant Pride Machismo Hire Me Baby Love Twinkie Girl Translation Happy Panic Babysitter So You Say... Where "emo" and cardigans and shrinks are the pop-culture du jour. I say we take a stand against this pathetic revolution. "Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown." Don't tell me that doesn't rhyme for a reason. ” “Because you have fine written all over you.” Oh. His appearance and actions was embedded into the minds of all his would-be-lovers as Sibo. He was gene pool pollution, and I was the solution. You pray that you will be infected, hope a happy germ invades your body and multiplies, spreading merriment to all your major organs like door-to-door Christmas carolers until the virus finally reaches your heart: that red house at the end of the block where your deepest wishes reside, where a dog howls behind a gate every time that sorrow pulls his hearse up the driveway. seconds it takes to cram it in my mouth Love is this thing that I have to find inside myself The enemy is cake permalink URGES By Poetri I have the urge to jump over the counter at Mc Donalds and make my own Chicken Mc Nuggets.You Know Me I Have a Fetish for Cheesecake Love Superhero E2002 Cheapskate The Future Freestyle Ho! I just got in the mail today my slam membership from PSI! FALLING IN A FAILING LOVE I feel like I'm falling... Translation Have you ever been in a Chinese restaurant and the waitress asks you a question Or make a comment about you with grins on her face… Where sipping lattes and discussing "the bell jar" are our favorite pastimes. When exactly did it become so cool to care so much? It takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown, so, sure they're getting a better workout, but that's not why they do it, well defined facial muscles are not what they're aiming for. Like once he meet this girl who was really sassy, and his eyes gave her a passy, but he was too nervous to act classy and ended up using a cheap pick up line. But as I got rid of my twin, I felt his soul trying to take over my body, using Confucian techniques. You see that I'm Asian, and think, He's probably smart, polite, and plays either the violin or piano. But I deprive him of these things, as best I can, until I can no longer ignore his voice screaming in my head. Cause I’m tired of telling them that I want them fresh and I’ll wait the five minutes and they still give me some hot, nasty, microwave, re-cooked ones!
And then grow old together, and still be madly in love. I called you my Virgin marry and you got mad at me. ” Well that’s basically saying “tip me or I will flat your tires.” Ladies and Gentlemen please tip. While eating you happen to ease drop on a conversation she is having with another co-worker and notice she is looking at you. Panic I am an anxious person, Which is probably because I am both a female and Jewish, But I would like to think it's due to living in this world. The cool thing about this is: You know Nothing about me, And I know All about you, And EVEN MORE about your women! I kick so much butt that you don’t know where my foot has been. But when you cross the line and judge me as Foreign, submissive, snobby, or more I get pissed off. Then I wanna punch the first person that tells me, “Shhhh, this is a library. I have this cruel urge to slap anyone that says libary. I have this weird urge to walk into Supercuts and demand a haircut, even though I know they don’t cut black folk hair. Everyone who knows me, knows I would never do that, though. I have the drive to go rob a bank on broke days or go steal some money out of a cash register on some days. Just cause I have the desire to find out who really loves me…do you? Do other people think about doing things that they would never do? Trying to refrain from thinking that I’m on the Midnight train to Georgia, with Glady’s Knight and one Pip, with a busted lip, and a messed up hip, still talking ‘bout that trip on the Midnight, man, we done flipped if we acted out our impulses. I have the urge to become a cop so that I can arrest other cops. That doesn’t mean I don’t slip and fall sometimes…okay a lot of times.Tbis is home,best of all abode, the greatland of our heroes is now a place that what you hear in the morning news is bloodspillings, people dying from […]They say this red earth is our skin, the shona said that the color comes from all the blood that has been spilled fighting over the land.Tbis is home,best of all abode, the greatland of our heroes is now a place that what you hear in the morning news is bloodspillings, people dying from Once upon a time in October, my grandfather toned up his muscles, folded his knuckles Into a fiery fist…Poetri has worked with such legends as Curtis Mayfield, Bootsy Collins and Nona Hendrix, as well as some of today’s stars like LL Cool J, ? He is also the voice on Non-Stop-Pop on Delta Airlines. And it just don’t seem right when they drag me to eat99 cents chicken nuggets on Tuesdays, When I already ate at El Pollo Loco, talking about I can’t pass up this deal! And how mad do I get when I go to the store to buy their biggest size Only to find out that all the big sizes are sold out Cause a bunch of skinny cool kids bought them all. Every time I set my mind to even start thinking about working out, The monsters devise a plan to thwart my mission. That’s cause the monsters in my stomach are hard at work Devouring all the food that they force me to put on my plate.He is one of the first poets in this new generation to smash the theory that “poets don’t make any money”. I hate the false feeling of getting a workout while I am eating. After all, you don’t believe in monsters And that is how they get you. They may not be in your stomach, but have you checked your heart, lately.