Your dad would probably start trippin and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuc*** lips!
It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother I'm standing staring at your sister, i'll tell you this You know for only 13 she got some big tits!
(Host Intro) Let's meet contestant #1 He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown Who says women love his sexy smile. Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay.
After your mom does the dishes and the silverwear, I'd dry f*** her till i nut in my underwear!!!!
(Host) Now let's meet contestant #2, He's a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak Who works in the Dark Carnival. First of all, I could never love you You sound like a richy bitch, yo fuck you!
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, By takin all these other motha fuckers outta here!
) Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playing As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!